He is good, real good

wifey: so, are you going to marry Zarra?

Hsiang: no.

wifey: who do you want to marry then?

Hsiang: Fang Hooi. (one of his classmates)

wifey: you don't like Zarra? She is a sweet girl.

Hsiang: I know, but Fang Hooi has long hair and she ties it up nicely. (good taste boy!)

wifey: if Zarra has long hair and ties it up nicely too, will you marry her?

Hsiang: yes, I will marry both of them.

wifey: !

Hsiang: oh, Anisa likes me too.

wifey: !!!