求包养

我不想奋斗了。求包养。

阿伯级宅男。样貌、身材、金钱，都没有。

我很丑，可是我很温柔。我也很擅长聆听，超喜欢抱抱。

吃小贩、大排档、面包夹煎蛋，就已经很满足。我口味廉价，整天宅在家里，没什么花费的，很容易养。

只是责任心太重，所以也需要包养我的妻子、孩子，和父亲。

感恩。谢谢。

谁来救救我啦～ 我太累了。

不伦不类 |系列|

天马行空：纯想

今天放工后累到开始头痛，所以晚餐前乖乖躺在床上做死尸。

但偏偏脑子不肯休息，竟然开始了一大堆如果的假想，越想越令自己好奇。

有没有一个平行时空里的我，是没有原则、彻底黑化的？那样的我，会做出多少骇人的事呢？

有没有一个平行时空里的我，是坚守了爱好，靠摄影或写作维生的呢？

有没有一个平行时空里的我，是和初恋修成正果的呢？

有没有一个平行时空里的我，是不婚主义者，和社会隔离，隐居郊外的呢？

有没有一个平行时空里的我，是选择不生孩子，只过两人世界的呢？那样的生活会是怎样的？

有没有一个平行时空里的我，是有会黏爸爸的女儿的呢？想想都妒忌…

有没有一个平行时空里的我，是靠老婆养，吃软饭的好命小白脸？

有没有一个平行时空里的我，是选择了不修读博士学位，拿了硕士就出来工作的呢？早那几年开始工作，结果究竟会是怎样？经济能力是不是会比现在好呢？

有没有一个平行时空里的我，是大学后就留在国外工作、生活的呢？

老实说我还真蛮好奇的…

如果真的有平行时空，我又有能力观察它们的话，我还真的很想看看究竟是怎样？好奇宝宝就是要知道而已，没有想要改变什么。

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Need some voodoo

Didn't slept well yesterday, no thanks to a certain religion that has to force their prayers down everyone's throat. But of course we cannot say anything about it because, well, religion stuff is always touchy and sensitive, especially in Bolehland, where it's religiously used for political agenda and personal gain.

I am more of a silent prayer type. To me whatever between me and divine forces is just that, between me and the divine beings, it's private, it's in the heart, it's in my actions, and definitely not something I broadcast out loud and force on everyone within 3km radius.

After all, to me the divine teaching should be for us to be a better person, to be considerate, and definitely not to force onto others what they do not want, or to disturb others' peace and quiet, resting and sleeping time. Not sure why it has to be broadcasted out, actually, not sure why it has to be broadcasted at all, just keep it within the building where the faithful gathered for prayers would have been an elegant and respectful way of doing it. Oh well.

Anyway, while I was bombarded with loud prayers at some ungodly hours, making sleep impossible especially for a light sleeper like me, I was thinking of ways to get my peace and quiet resting time.

The immediate thought that came to my mind when I was rudely disturbed in my sleep was to blast the speakers to hell. If only I had some magical power that can destroy those speakers with merely my thought. Poof! Return the night to peace with a single thought.

Since unfortunately the prayers did not stop, and the dogs howled along as they always do, my then woken mind started thinking. If I had magical power, while breaking the speakers would definitely satisfied my vengeance, it would not solve the problem, I could do better with my magical power...

So I was thinking if I had magical power, I would make it so that only the people of that religion can hear the broadcasted prayers. That would be a win-win situation, those of the religion are the ones who wanted the prayers broadcasted, those not of the religion would rather not be disturbed. So as long as I could cast a spell and make those who don't want to be disturbed by the prayers not to hear it, and only those who want to can hear it, then everybody win!

Too bad I don't have magical power, and while I believe this can actually be done using science and technology, for example with implant into auditory system of the people of that religion so only they can hear the prayers, the prayers being broadcasted in digital signal instead of acoustic wave, there are human rights and all that, but first and foremost is that religion actually buys in into the whole thing about not wanting to disturb others, because if not, all is moot.

So, still it goes back to if only I had magical power, then those who want loud noise would get loud noise, those who don't would get their peace and quiet, my spell would respect your choice.

Other |nutty nuts| category entries.

饿吗？

今天是二零二二年二月二十二日，星期二。

好多的二。

通常我周日做工日的部落格文章都是晚上才上载的，因为晚餐后才有自己的时间嘛。

今天发现居家工作的另一个好处：可以在午餐时间快快写篇文章所以可以在白天特定的时间上载哦。

是的，这篇文章是中午一点多就写好了，特地预定在两点二十二分发布的，呵呵！

这么多二的一天，我第一个想到的是… 好饿哦。

也许是因为我在应该吃午餐的时间在写文章吧，呵呵！

不写了，吃午餐去。

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邪呆双蕉

多年前，我们的羽球教练给了「苏打饼」和我「绝代双骄」这称号。

我们有自知之明，改成「鞋带香蕉」。

这样过了好多年，几天前「苏打饼」把它改成「邪呆双蕉」，哇，超赞的嘞！

不用讲我当然是「邪」咯。

可是齁，「苏打饼」都不呆的嘞，所以一定是我是「邪呆」他是「双蕉」咯。

「双蕉」哦， don't play play， 呵呵！ =P

不伦不类 |系列|

如果…

如果用跟老婆仔的话题和她的主意写部落格的话…

「因外游，本月减稿」

「杯葛介绍美食的网页，因为太多人有那奇怪的行为：食物到不准吃，一定要先拍照上载」

「大瓜在学校的行为」

「教导孩子的方法」

「脱毛的毛巾」

「长毛的奶头。白色？等我老点先」

「小瓜武术练习后的惯性提问」

不伦不类 |系列|

看云

伤心的云朵

哭后雨过天晴

又开心了的云朵

阳光般的微笑

不伦不类 |系列|

Manifestation of M

Moon rises and moon wanes

Month of March marching steadily towards the end

Mood shines and mood sinks

Mayhap a mimicry of the menstrual trend

Moon rises and moon wanes

Murmur of dreams lost in mindless mad rush

Mood shines and mood sinks

Mockery of mind moored in a muddy moorish marsh

 

心思点滴

几时才是合适的时机上载那些文章？

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一时人间无爱，一时人间有爱。

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大瓜到底是怎么有那么厉害的异性磁力的？

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唉，还我看了心暖暖的可爱「周一情侣」！

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抗拒，是因为难为情？还是不想欠下人情？

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心里想的是围墙，山洞，一个人的地方。

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为什么几乎全部领导者都是没脑的混球？

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随兴随想 |系列|

颓废

因为尊重，所以颓废。

因为显，所以颓废。

因为荷尔蒙失调，所以颓废。

因为只能抱抱枕，所以颓废。

因为颓废，所以颓废。

天空

心里的那片天空，怎么还不放晴？

提不起劲来做任何事。

思索着，让自己开心的理由。

如果可以像孩子那样有 iPad 或 PS3 就满足快乐，该有多好啊…

没有亲吻和拥抱，没有爱的日子，好…悲。

平行时空里的我，又会是怎样的呢？

天马行空：多么痛的领悟！

此冷笑话纯属不要脸的幻想虚构，如有雷同，纯属巧合。

那天签唱会里唱过那令全场感动掉泪的一首「领悟」后有位嘉宾这样问我，

“怎么会用「领悟」做新专辑的主打歌啊？”

我抹掉眼角的泪，让心情恢复后回答，

“最近对这首歌有很深的共鸣。”

“难怪你唱得这么有感觉。”

“谢谢。我都是融入感情去唱每首歌的，不只是「领悟」而已。”

唱片公司有教过要怎么回答类似的问题的。

“为什么这首歌会让你这么感触？是不是它令你想起曾经的感情事故？”

“唔？感情事故啊…不是啦…其实只是歌词里的一句很贴切我的心境。”

“哦？是哪一句啊？唱来听听。”

我深呼吸，进入情绪后唱那仿佛是写给我的一句，

“我以为我会暴富，但是我没有…”

天马行空 |系列|

Random Thoughts

Instead of the usual sharing, this entry is really written to serve as a memorandum for my future self. Sorry if you don't get it, well, it's not like my other entries made a lot of sense anyway, heh. =P

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Respect to GB, I openly admit that.

No shame in respecting someone who you are not fond of, when there is valid reason. Don't have to like someone to respect someone, I am just honest enough to give credit where it's due.

Respect is earned, not given, nor bought.

GB survived there for quite some time now and has truely grown in skill, so GB has earned my respect. It's that simple.

Note to self: people can change.

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Hero by Mariah K., holds a very special meaning for me recently. And perhaps meaningful to a colleague, or two.

There's a hero

If you look inside your heart

You don't have to be afraid

Of what you are

There's an answer

If you reach into your soul

And the sorrow that you know

Will melt away

[Chorus:]

And then a hero comes along

With the strength to carry on

And you cast your fears aside

And you know you can survive

So when you feel like hope is gone

Look inside you and be strong

And you'll finally see the truth

That a hero lies in you

It's a long road

When you face the world alone

No one reaches out a hand

For you to hold

You can find love

If you search within yourself

And the emptiness you felt

Will disappear

[Chorus]

Lord knows

Dreams are hard to follow

But don't let anyone

Tear them away

Just hold on

There will be tomorrow

In time

You'll find the way

[Chorus]

Note to self: pawn of a chess set, for the glory of the hand that moves the pieces.

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Too sensitive? Overactive imagination?

Why did the brain jumped to such conclusion when I saw that update?

Emotional pessimist who always assumes the worst? Or some kind of twisted sixth sense?

Too straight forward for my own good, should have stopped after the first expression.

Concern is one thing, intrusion quite another. Could have got it all wrong to begin with.

Note to self: keep your mouth shut and your thoughts to yourself.

Random Thoughts

Truely random thoughts of the moment.

- good grief, January has been hurtful to the wallet

- temporary reprieve waiting for parts, feel so weird to have a day not doing stuff in the lab or floor

- parents are needing more care and help, how can I do more?

- not sure whether to laugh, feel disgusted, or horrified by that kind of relationship attitude

- have a feeling the photography group is going to dissolve pretty soon

- sorry, that's probably a one time deal, can't stand the jibes more than anything

- Hsiang is getting difficult *sigh*

- genuine attempts on most of my resolutions this year, truely it's not for the lack of trying if I don't achieve. Except socialising, wifey also agrees that's just not me

- this is a short week, work wise ^_^

- it's about time for a karaoke session

- go away, bloody cough!

- quote to remember: "our quality of life depends on our relationship with the people around us."

Random Thoughts

- masochist -

After five years, on a rare happening, the thing that I have given up as dead revives.

What's there to lose, eh?

Depression - checked. Mentally imbalance - checked. Antisocial - checked. Head damaged - checked. And it's not like I have anymore hair...

So I took the plunge.

And the cursing begins.

This time round, there is no more hair pulling, substituted with head banging.

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- stress transfer -

Coming soon, stress transfer session, starring me and a bunch of victims friends.

Stress transfer? Think of it like heat transfer, just instead of heat moving from hot region to cold region, it will be stress moving from me to the victims others, or vice versa depending on the (lack of) vocal prowess.

The chosen medium for this stress transfer session is the air, to be precise, the waves of pressure that propagates through it.

Vocal cords are to be the source of the oscillation of pressure, coupled with healthy lungs capacity.

^_^

Based on my ability to produce high pitch banshee like sound that I pretend is singing, I have high confidence that I will be the stress releaser, while those around me will be the receiver.

Stress transfer, tada!

*Muahahahahaha!* =P

路人甲

路人甲啊路人甲

何时你才会明白

「别人」的家事

你无权过问，无需知晓

你不是他们生活的一份子

仅是赚钱的驴子

寄宿的外人

你只是路人甲

Random Gibberish

Just finished work, 07:00 hours meeting again tomorrow. Bollocks.

Today in score...

Last minute parachute work +1

Frustration +1

'Head big' +1

Meeting today's original target -1

Kena nail +1

"Kittens" herding +1

Exercise +1

Slacker -1

Family quality time -1

脑震荡

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轰炸机一、二、三，三架循序低空飞过。

机长根据事先定好的计划行事，绝无他念。

铺天的炸弹随之而落，地毯式的轰炸。

那些路灯和车辆，仿佛是慢镜头似的变成废铁。

那些机长创下前所未有的新壮举，光宗耀祖。

明年升级有望，真是可喜可贺！

听说，他们下周就可以离开前线，洗手不干了。

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轰炸机一、二、三，三架循序低空飞过。

仰首举望未及，突破音障的震耳声爆已将附近的玻璃物件一一爆破。

铺天的炸弹随之而落，地毯式的轰炸。

站在玻璃碎片中心的我，血流双耳。

当炸弹的冲力将我震得凌空飞起时，我早已失去听觉。

那些路灯和车辆，仿佛是慢镜头似的变成废铁。

在和飞砖坠瓦一起着地后，丧失知觉前看见的，是那随之而来的熊熊烈火…

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站在玻璃碎片中心的我，血流双耳。

呆呆的看着周遭的废墟，我真的还活着吗？

机长根据事先定好的计划行事，绝无他念。

那私下订好的计划，是要令人措手不及时释放最大幅度的杀伤力。

为了完成他们的任务，在所不惜。

我震荡得仿佛当了机的大脑，无法理解。

老天，咱们可是同一线的啊！

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这一篇语无伦次的文章是写给自己将来回忆用的，看了没头没尾也莫躁，就当作是我一贯的废话咯！^_^

给未来的自己，此时我的心境：分身乏术，厌倦七身之困，起翼追梦心怯又无风。

关系

有些同事只是同事

有些同事也是朋友

有些同事希望会变成朋友

有些同事期望不再是同事！ >_<

有些朋友只是朋友

有些朋友是知心好友

有些朋友有如亲人

有个朋友已是亲人！ ^_^