鸟人成仙记 Introducing Nelson

江边一只大话鸟

There's this bird beside the river that's full of shits (the bird, not the river)

男女通杀

Attracted to both genders

我男女都爱因为…我像神酱，博爱世人！！

I love both man and woman because... I'm like a God, I'm all loving!!

鸟神 (God of Birds)

Nelson

As I have said I like to promote Nelson more this year, the next Nelson promoting entry will most likely be titled:

"There is something about Nelson"

Stay tuned (but don't hold your breath).