Overheard in the lift a few days ago, I was in the lift with a lady who was talking loudly on her mobile phone.
"What? You think I am your secretary ah?
*brief pause*
I am your SEXitary!"
*awkward silence when lady realised she has spoken out loud*
*more awkward silence while lady pretended to concentrate on listening, acting a bit too intently*
To spare her I looked down at my shoes and avoided any eye contact until she reached her floor and hurried out of the lift.
So there you go ladies and gentlemen, a new vocabulary: sexitary noun.
Since a secretary is one who keeps records, takes notes and handles general clerical work, I suppose a sexitary is either a sexy secretary, or one who keeps your bed warm, takes you in, and handles general shafting and rubbing work.
Or both.
4 comments:
haha ~ out of so many vocab you have taught us, I like this the most!
Sexitary! Go teach GH this word :D
You don't like bollocks?!?!
Bollocks is a real word and this is not even a real word yet you like this the most?!?!?
Meh!
Anyway, tell me when you want to teach GH this word, I want to watch...
...and help as GH witness when she initiates open door.
=P
Your description is good. i wish someone tell me that she's my sexitary...
Gimme your girlfriend's phone number and I can try to persuade her...
=P
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