31 October 2008

Vocabulary Lesson with CK (October 08)


bollocks noun

Bollocks, the "coconuts" a Sarawakian blogger often mentions about.

No, it's not a fruit, nor is it tumour shaped like coconut growing out of a body.

It's the male sex and endocrine gland that produces sperm and male sex hormones, as shown in the image below.

18SX warning! Look away if you take offend seeing perfectly normal body part.
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Bollock = "balls", also boringly properly known as the testicles.

Bollocks is often used to express frustration, or meaning nonsense or bullshit.

For example: "that's just complete bollocks!"

Bollocks is my word of choice to replace "shit", or "damn", thanks to Kate Winslet in The Holiday. It's a nice movie.

See the movie clip below, Kate said it at the very end.


29 October 2008

Numbers & Random Thoughts


146 months together. More to come.

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15 months old. Full of energy.

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8 days ago. Sense of achievement.

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6 days to go. Again, meh.

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1 hour car park to car park. Home-Kulim with a smooth traffic.

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9.5 hours left. Agenda in meeting which I have not prepared. Better go.

27 October 2008

没头没尾


无聊天写个令人费解不加符号的长长句子给那选择离港随风逐流游戏人间放纵自我的情迷丫头盼望梦幻小鬼莫留恋徘徊于桃花源而该悔醒勇于面对最真的自己

21 October 2008

Me is Happy

Received my first department award today.

Happy happy! =D

I have received a few recognitions since joining the company but they were all related to minor stuff. Mostly as a token of gratitude for my involvement in organising the team building events, or helped out in a lab tidy up, or assisted in a sharing session, that sort of things.

Today though, I got a proper development project related award, even came with a plaque too.

Truth is, I felt a bit undeserving of the award. The title of the award implies to me it's technology development in mechanical and signal integrity.

I am a thermal engineer since I am hot. While I am on the team working on the same product, I have no direct contribution to the mechanical and signal integrity part of the development.

Guess I just got a tagged along award! =)

Oh, and no, I am not going to return the award. Nope. =P

Here's hoping there will be more to come and that I will be able to pull my weight by getting a thermal related award for the team.

Hey! I can always dream! =P

Anyway, me is happy.



To all the kiddies reading this, me is happy is improper, the proper way is I am happy.

20 October 2008

May the Pink Force Be with You

Some of my colleagues are, erm... "pink", their sexual preference is ambiguous. You know, being heterosexual (sexually attracted to members of the opposite gender) as well as homosexual (sexually attracted to members of the same gender).

Maybe they are just acting heterosexual to cover up their true homosexual nature since Malaysia is such a closed-minded country, hmm...

Anyway, I have nothing against homosexuality, but I draw my line when they try to drag me over to the pink side.

Like this...




I am straight! You hear me? Straight!



On an unrelated note, recently there is a new saying started by yours truely *ehem*:
"May the Task Force be with you!"

Task Force is the term for the fire fighting focus team when things went wrong and need to be fixed IMMEDIATELY. It's nasty, unpleasant and a sure way to slim down.

16 October 2008

7 Habits

I have attended quite a number of training courses and have a stack of certificates from those courses that issued one. The stack would have at least doubled if all the courses I attended issued a certificate.

But I am not here to compare number of certificates, they are just papers. Instead, I simply have to write about the three days course that I have just completed.

The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People.

There is a very well-known book of the same title, sold over 15 million copies as of the 2004 paperback edition, by the great man Stephen R. Covey, who also provides training courses.

I have heard of the book, never read the book, but I finally own a copy of the book now, thanks to my company. My company has certified instructors to teach the course and a class was available at the site I am working these past three days.

I signed up for the training course because I didn't want to be the only person left at my aisle of the office for the three days, since my colleagues had all signed up.

I am mightily glad I signed up, even though for the wrong reason.

The course was immensely beneficial and has profound impact.

I strive to be a better person, and this course has just provided me with a clear path and direction.

I am writing this as a record of, hopefully, the beginning of a better me.

14 October 2008

Match sonar bearings and shoot, tubes 1 and 2, aye

Just finished a book by Tom Clancy titled SSN.

SSN stands for nuclear-powered attack submarine and the novel is based on a game of the same name.

Since it's based on a computer game, the chapters are according to the missions in the game, with increasingly difficult encounter.


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The story described the encounters of a USA submarine called Cheyenne in a fictional war between the USA and China regarding a petroleum rich island (it's always about the oil, like in real life *cough*Iraq*cough*).

Written by an American, it's a no brainer to figure out who were the "bad guys" and who were the "good guys". ;)

Engaging story line and educational for me. I didn't know that torpodoes are wire-guided and I am still trying to imagine a long wire trailing behind a fired torpedo until it acquires its target and the submarine cuts the wire.

Guess I am just ignorant to weapons.

Probably due to my ignorance, things like Mk 48 ADCAP torpedoes, Tomahawks, and Harpoons intrigued and fascinate me.

Anyway, in the novel, there was such a huge technology gap between the two countries in war that the Cheyenne always detected the enemies while the Chinese was unable to detect it. Also, counter-measures or decoys launched by the Chinese never worked while the ones launched by the Cheyenne always worked.

When Cheyenne went 1 versus 7 submarines simultaneously and still got away unscratch it became a bit hao siao (unbelievable). By the end of the story, Cheyenne had destroyed 60+ enemies and suffered no damage.

Yea, only in American movies and books. =P



tentative next read: Four Blind Mice by James Paterson