生活点滴：胸肌篇

警告：那些对夫妻间的情趣敏感，会觉得恶心的人请止步，不要看下去了，不然后果自负。

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这是去年十月发生的生活小插曲，我当时草草记下纲要后就一直没有把它写成完整的文章，至到今天。

那天冲凉时，老婆仔突然讲了这样一句：

“你好像有奶了哦！”（好像发现新大陆那样）

“拜托，什么奶啦，叫做胸肌啦！”我连忙答道。

“哈哈，奶！”

“你这样讲是我肥了还是我壮了哦？”

老婆仔给我个调皮的暗笑。

“你讲奶应该是我肥了的意思呱？”我有点懊恼。

还是那坏坏的笑。

我放弃，转问：

“嗯，需要穿什么 cup 啊？A？”

“没有 cup！”

“哈哈！” =P

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全然不相关的附注：

那篇杂记里还写了这样一句：

「突然有种自身难保，很不想再在乎他人的感觉。」 -- 121016

咦，是什么事或心境让我写下那句哦？我已不能记得了。

生活点滴 |系列|

Oh, you read...

Somehow, it surprises me when someone unexpected said something about what I wrote in my blog. This makes me a bit embarrassed.

I know this blog is open to the public, it's just that when a friend or colleague who had never mention a thing about knowing my blog suddenly talks about a post I made, that always catches me by surprise.

You see, I have no delusion about my reader base, it's not difficult to figure out who contributed to the five to fifteen views per day.

Obviously, myself, who usually checks the blog at least once per day, is the main contributor. =P

Then there are those rare few (near extinct =P ) who left comments with recognisable name or alias. And lastly there are those who talk and joke about my entries a few days after I posted them.

So I know roughly who among my friends and colleagues read me blog.

But once in a while I will get a surprise from someone unexpected that makes me frantically think if I have ever written something bad about that unexpected person.

Erm... ya, guilty conscience. =P

Even though I have started to use alias or nickname, the person involved most likely will still be able to recognise him or herself. Unless I am like, super vague.

Oh well, it's not like I am making things up.

Opinions excluded of course, opinions are by nature, subjective. Here's hoping whoever reads my blog is mature enough to accept opinions as just that, opinions. Everyone is entitled to have their own. =)

Anyway, this unexpected reader thing, recently I am starting to feel the same with my Facebook posts...

Is it just me?

收拾心情

新年长假，很遗憾的，已经过去了。

唉…

老婆仔昨天傍晚开始，看到我就暗笑。问她做么她又不讲，干脆抱着我不给我看到她调皮坏坏的笑。

睡前晚安拥抱和吻时她仍是如此，我便死缠烂打问到她答为止。

“每次假期完时你都那幅显显很惨的样子，很好笑喽。”

什么啦，怎么可能要我这个懒虫在假期完时是开心的嘞？

我可从来都没有否认过我是个懒人哦，我就是我嘛…

我信奉睡觉的嘛，每天都可以睡到太阳晒屁股我会很开心的。 ^_^

新年假期说要睡到像猪那样都没做到，总是有东西要做要早起，或被两个小瓜吵醒，很不爽喽。 =\

倒是吃到像猪那样就有啦，肚皮一大粒。 -_-

现在要努力恢复我直直平平方方的身形。长方形也是一种躯体形状来的…

我是懒人，但也是劳碌命的人，一下放假就会生病的，真是命贱啊！

命贱的懒人，这样的组合真是悲。 >_<

罢！是时候收拾心情来…抱怨！哈哈！ =P

开工大吉，拼呀！

An aeroplane a day, part deux

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A few days ago, I posted a shameless self praising statement on my Facebook status after I created a sleek and sexy LEGO race car.

Building LEGO stuff with the kids is part of the "be a better father" resolution, which I am trying to maintain as a weekly activity. The kids will suggest the thing to build while I have to come up with the design.

The design can't be too complicated because the kids' attention span is limited, also we don't have enough LEGO pieces for three big and complicated sets. Has to be at least three sets since I have to show them, real time, how to build using one set, and the two kids build their own set each.

Anyway, after the shameless self praising, I realised I should share the photos of the race car so others can admire see my creation and praise me for my brilliant creativity.

Then I remembered a series of entries I wanted to post, but haven't got to do... (slacker point +1)

I hope you have not been holding your breath since the previous entry, I kid you not when I said slacker timeline applies. =P

After a quick check of the relevant photos taken, it's probably five more entries of this series before I get to the sleek and sexy race car, oh well. Nevermind, let me show you my other fantastic creations first, hehe! (shamelessness +1)

Enough talking, behold, my LEGO creations!

an aeroplane built from the pieces of LEGO Creator 5866

it can transform into a robot ^_^

This was done back in July 2011, probably when Transformer movie was all the rage. =P

Then three months later, I built these:

pieces from LEGO Creator 5762

a relatively easy build since very few pieces to play with

pieces from LEGO Creator 5866

more pieces to play with so a bigger plane

pieces from LEGO Creator 5764

this one is more challenging since the pieces are for robot

Remember the idea was to teach my sons about creativity, to build something from imagination without refering to any instruction manual. I showed them by example, and had fun while doing so. =D

I know eventually it's not about aeroplane anymore (sleek and sexy race car!) but I like the title, so the series will most likely continue using this title.

Teaser for next in the series: fighter jets and anti-air tanks!

Random Thoughts

That adorable niece came and gone. Didn't manage to cuddle and hold her throughout the few days she was with us, darn.

Wifey, definitely the more amiable and likable of us two, so natural with kids, told me my niece let her hold the very first time they met each other.

Then she gotta rub it in, smugly holding the baby in front of me every chance she got. -_-

I want a daughter!

Being financially incapable aside, I seriously think I will spoil her rotten if I ever had a daughter. Yes I am bias and I don't care! =P

Anyway, at least my niece warmed up to me eventually and started throwing me her cute smile. ^_^

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I just realised this Chinese New Year that, I haven't been giving out many ang pao since I got married, as it's done by wifey most of the time. She's the finance minister of the house after all. =)

This year, after expressing that I would like to give the kids ang pao too, she thoughtfully divided the amount we wanted to give into two packets, so I got to physically give them as well. She also started to pass me ang pao to give to others instead of giving them herself.

Thanks wifey, you are the best! ^_^

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My piggifying mission is not going too well, so far I only had what I called a "lazy day" once. And that's because I had a minor flu and wasn't feeling well, hence the lie-in.

I have been eating more than usual though, bigger portion on regular meals and then snack in between. And there has been no badminton session.

All this chubbifying is putting me in danger of actually having a distinctive waistline instead of my usual non-existing waistline. A bulging tummy is a distinctive waistline!

Waistline does not exist in my straight and flat body shape (rectangle is a shape!), in case you are wondering. Just think of SpongeBob SquarePants and you will get it. What waistline? =P

My six, er... maybe four packs are merging into one! >_<

I am supposed to piggify more than chubbify this Chinese New Year, not the other way round...

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Wifey is upgrading to Galaxy S III, meaning I can use the iPhone 3GS then.

Do I want to?

Can't bring a camera phone into the production floor or the lab, which is where I spend most of my working hours at.

I really just need a mobile phone for the phone function, and I hardly use that as it is. Okay, and SMS.

Do I really want all those other stuff that lead to people being apart, lost in their respective phone, when they actually sit next to each other?

That phenomenon irks me, and I don't want to be a part of it. When I took the trouble to go meet up and socialise (*gasp!*), I intend to do just that, thank you very much.

I guess the real question is: am I smart enough to use a smartphone? =P

心的频道：同事·朋友篇

都忘了那天是讲什么，那同事突然问我他是我的同事或朋友？

我没有迟疑的回答：“同事。”

他听了作状受伤的样子，令我有点不解。和我只有谈公事没有其他交流或互动的他，怎么会对我的答复感到意外？

我常常说，有些同事只是同事，有些同事也是朋友。要称得上朋友，彼此也该有一定的认识和工作以外的交流吧？

当然同事间，是有不同的阶级的。有像他那样比较要好的，也有那些只是见面笑笑打招呼的。

同样的，朋友群中也是有比较要好的，和那些对之记忆开始模糊的，和其他的种种样样。很正常的嘛。

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不是每个人都能接受我要命的长气和见血的直接，但憨直的我也是有性格合得来的朋友的。

也许，他们就是喜欢我戆直的坦诚？

偶尔会因为有比较要好，谈得来的异性朋友而被其他的朋友挖苦。

总是要讲到有儿女私情那样。

男人女人间只是纯纯的友情是那么难以理喻的吗？我可觉得是理所当然的。

难道一定是色，性，爱或利才会去结交异性的吗？太肤浅可悲了吧？

异性朋友跟我谈心事，诉苦，或分享人生乐事趣事，不正是朋友之间做的事吗？

我异性朋友不多，其中比较谈得来，互动交流时感觉好，很自然的，超少。

若因为闲言闲语而让这些难得的朋友觉得尴尬而有了隔膜，真的是太可惜了。

心的频道 |系列|

Happy Snake Year

Happy Chinese New Year everyone!

It's the year of the (water) snake this year.

According to Chinese Astrology, I will be facing many rough patches this year and will need the assistance of Noble People.

So here's hoping all the kindness and nice things I have done would have gotten me some good karma and send many Noble People my way.

I am really not that evil... =P