What Babies Want

Hsiang, what do you want for your birthday?

Aunty.

Aunty?!?! You want aunty as your birthday present?

*nodes* Uh-hm.

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Flash back of another birthday wish from a colleague, something to do with having another lady colleague wrapped...

Later in the day...

Hsiang Hsiang, it's your birthday tomorrow, what do you want as present?

Laptop.

Why do you want a laptop? A laptop is not a toy, Hsiang.

Later still in the day...

Hsiang, what do you like for your birthday present?

Ali Baba.

Ali Baba? You want Ali Baba?

*nodes* Uh-hm.

After you shower mama reads you Ali Baba, okay?

Okay.

He ended up with this toy cashier from Tesco, which he happily told me is a "laptop".