06 June 2013

热浪小天使


嘿,小天使

爸爸今年较早就开始想着你了
因为看到同事去热浪岛的照片

嗯… 热浪岛
爸爸妈妈在那有很好的回忆
因为
爸爸妈妈是带着你一起去的哦!

那种悠悠闲闲
阳光、海滩
可以就是放开一切
抱着妈妈吹海风,看日落
爸爸最喜欢就是那样的度假了

但是
想起热浪岛就一定会想起你
所以也难免会伤感
唉… 太多的回忆


待会爸爸就要去外婆家了
学校假期妈妈带着你两个弟弟去那儿玩
是呀,小瓜也开始去幼儿园了
时间真的过得好快哦!

都是比较怀念他们还是婴儿的时候…

你在天国还好吧?
要看顾着你的两个弟弟哦
乖乖了,我的小天使


05 June 2013

Time is like (butt) cleavage


Disclaimer: if you are easily offended, if you lack a wicked sense of humour, please stop reading or else proceed at your own risk. Consider yourself warned.

Also, you probably need a certain level of Manglish skill, and Hokkien, and Mandarin, and Malay... Well, it's already stated clearly at the very top of the blog, just underneath the blog title. =P



First of all, here are a few screenshots of a conversation:




So whenever you feel that you simply have no time to do something, remember this wisdom:

"Time is like cleavage, squeeze squeeze then got liao."

^_^

To cater for the male population, the not so well-endowed female population, and for the well-endowed female population who simply wants to have double whammy* front and back to squeeze out more time, I present you...

The Wonderbutt™! Helps you to squeeze out that right amount of time from your busy schedule for that exercise or meet up with family or friends that you keep on pushing out.

Available for all butt sizes from A to KK. =P

* for maximum amount of time squeezed out, coupled with a Wonderbra™ or similar product


01 June 2013

颓废


因为尊重,所以颓废。

因为显,所以颓废。

因为荷尔蒙失调,所以颓废。

因为只能抱抱枕,所以颓废。

因为颓废,所以颓废。


31 May 2013

天空


心里的那片天空,怎么还不放晴?

提不起劲来做任何事。

思索着,让自己开心的理由。

如果可以像孩子那样有 iPad 或 PS3 就满足快乐,该有多好啊…

没有亲吻和拥抱,没有爱的日子,好…悲。

平行时空里的我,又会是怎样的呢?



27 May 2013

Home Alone, May 2013 edition


"When are you going to stop hugging each other?"

Hsiang asked impatiently. His shoes were on, his bag stuffed full of his 'must bring' stuff.

Wifey and I laughed, but we held on to each other a while longer still.

Hey, it's going to be a few days before we get to hug again. A long few days.

Hsiang seemed a bit exasperated while Young, as usual, was indifferent.

But oh well, all good things must end, and besides, brother-in-law was waiting in the car downstairs.

We seperated so wifey could put on her shoes while I carried the luggages out.

"Hsiang, behave yourself at nana's place and don't make mama angry."

I said to rival number one for wifey's love.

"You too, Young." I turned towards contender number two for wifey's love.

These two little monsters (I use that term in an endearing manner), always taking away wifey's time. My wifey's time.

Prior to them her time was all mine. =\

Yes, I am jealous of my own children, sue me. =P

"Okay." Young replied in a nonchalant, automatic, whatever way.

"I won't make mama angry when I am playing iPad. I only make her angry when doing writing and practising piano." Hsiang said matter-of-factly.

iPad, always iPad. That's all they think of at nana's.

I shook my head.

Loaded the car, brother-in-law took a photo of the 'ready to go' moment with the kids to post on Facebook while wifey and I hugged one last time before the departure.

And they were off after we strapped the kids in.

Home alone. Again.

Hello hug, cuddle and kiss deprivations. Not nice to see you again, bollocks.

Walking around naked in the house got boring after a while, since wifey's not around to whistle or to pinch my buttock.

A bored kender, that's how I feel. I guess only Dragonlance fans will understand the implication and significance of that statement.

"I am going to sleep on your bed." I teased Hsiang and Young the night before, they just got their new bed that day.

Maybe I will do just that.


23 May 2013

Why?


Whenever someone tells me my wife is beautiful or pretty, I am genuinely happy.

Often I would give my thanks while smiling uncontrollably, and depends on my relationship with the person who gave the comment, I might add that I am really happy whenever I hear someone said so.

To me, it's just an expression of how I feel at that moment, and sharing happiness is always a good thing.

The funny thing is, sometimes, after hearing what I said about being happy whenever people praises my wife, the praiser would ask: "why?"

Huh?

What do you mean why?

I am happy because you just praised that my wife is pretty, is that not a normal feeling?

0_o


I don't know why they asked why, but since I have met a few who asked so I already have a reply prepared.

Experience has taught me to be prepared for weird question like this, hehe. ^_^

"because ugly man with a pretty wife will make the others feel more jealous."

True, isn't it? =P

Anyway, if only these people could see the inner beauty* of my dear wifey, that is where she really shines.
* no, I am not talking about lingerie -_-

And that's where it matters. =)

Love you, my wifey! Thanks for being so 'blind' all those years ago, hehe! =P


20 May 2013

天马行空:胡思乱想


不做工程师,我可以做什么呢?


老师?

分享是蛮爽的,但要传授正经的知识给一大堆顽皮气人的小瓜,或荷尔蒙过盛或失调的情绪化少年,想到都头疼。

再说,误人子弟也太邪恶点了吧?我是邪恶,但不是那样邪恶啦…


摄影师?

是有兴趣的,但把爱好变成职业会不会令我对之感到厌倦呢?

好像拍人,婚礼那些的才比较有得做嘞。我都不喜欢拍人的,要会讲话啊,让人觉得自然啊,那些交际技巧的东西…

我不是很行嘞。


歌手?

哈哈哈哈哈!

自己都觉得很荒唐搞笑。

Okay,笑够了,下一个!


作家?

唔,好像会很爽下喔…

如果有人会肯出钱买我写的东西来看的话啦。

还要很多很多人那种,不然不是要吃榖壳?


嗯,还有什么我可以做的呢?



如题目所示,此篇纯属胡思乱想。吃饱太闲空乱想来自爽。


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