Time is like (butt) cleavage

Disclaimer: if you are easily offended, if you lack a wicked sense of humour, please stop reading or else proceed at your own risk. Consider yourself warned.

Also, you probably need a certain level of Manglish skill, and Hokkien, and Mandarin, and Malay... Well, it's already stated clearly at the very top of the blog, just underneath the blog title. =P

First of all, here are a few screenshots of a conversation:

So whenever you feel that you simply have no time to do something, remember this wisdom:

"Time is like cleavage, squeeze squeeze then got liao."

^_^

To cater for the male population, the not so well-endowed female population, and for the well-endowed female population who simply wants to have double whammy* front and back to squeeze out more time, I present you...

The Wonderbutt™! Helps you to squeeze out that right amount of time from your busy schedule for that exercise or meet up with family or friends that you keep on pushing out.

Available for all butt sizes from A to KK. =P

* for maximum amount of time squeezed out, coupled with a Wonderbra™ or similar product