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Home from Chinese New Year trip to KL.

Traffic has been good on both journeys to and fro, was able to cruise at 110 km/h most of the time (okay okay, 115 +/- 5 km/h). Couldn't say the same for those heading towards KL from the north today, good thing I was going the other direction.

There were a few idiotic drivers on the highway driving recklessly. I hope they crash and burn and die painfully, at some remote place of course so they won't cause jam on the highway and continue to be a nuisance to the others even in death.

Sorry for saying such suay thing in Chinese New Year, but I simply do not have any mercy for reckless drivers who endanger other road users. We are all better off without them.

Anyway, days in KL were spent in good company and good food, but little sleep. Light sleeper should not sleep in the same room with two babies, really. =P

For no apparent reason I got fascinated with the Rubik's cube, spent most of my first and second day just playing that thing. Still couldn't get more than one face done. Yea I know, I suck. =\

My brother-inlaw unhooked me from the Rubik's cube. He did that by hooking me onto Phantasy Star Portable on the PSP, heh. Darn, now I miss my Gunmaster. =)

Parents-inlaw busied me with Mahjong every night and taught me Gin Rummy yesterday night. I didn't know how to spell Gin Rummy so I looked it up, which resulted in a little finding.

Apparently the "Gin Rummy" I was taught and was playing, is in fact another variation of the Rummy called the Penang Rummy, or Si Rummy, instead of the actual Gin Rummy. Wah lau, Penang Rummy lor, didn't know that even though I am Penangite.

Anyway, either Mahjong or "Gin Rummy", my role is still the same, I am the 'water fish' there so the other players can win easier! =P

Alrighty, home sweet home, bed sweet bed, I am going to sleep like a pig tonight and do NOT wake me up.

I will bite, seriously.

Happy Chinese New Year!

Happy Chinese New Year everyone!

Wishing you a roaring great year of the Tiger.

For those sexually active people, may your partner be wanting it everyday*! =P

* Malay for tiger = harimau, give it a stretch to sounds like hari-hari mahu (want everyday)!

She's in My Pants

Lady friend was in my pants, all sweaty and panting heavily.

Wonder if she enjoyed it? Hopefully no skin was rubbed off.

Think I best explain this in case some people are thinking in some funny way, I don't want to get kicked out of my house or get myself murdered. =P

Lady friend wanted to play badminton but didn't bring her sportswear, I happened to have two sets handy so I lent her my spare pants.

So lady friend got to enjoy the badminton session, in my pants instead of her own.

Ever considerate, I asked if the pants fit her:

"So, are they too tight?"

Very tactful CK, very tactful... not.

*facepalm*

Luckily I didn't get slapped.

Guys, don't make my mistake, always ask a lady if a piece of clothing is too loose instead. Except bra, but it's not like I have any bra to lend. =P

Anyway, lady friend is supposed to return my pants today but she pulled a disappearing act.

Why lar, why want to runaway with my pants?

Pandamen

By sheer chance I watched the first episode of Pandamen (熊猫人) on 8TV a few days ago, as it's on 20:30 hours right after the Mandarin news.

That is, I watched the first 10 minutes of that television series before I decided there are better things to waste my time on.

Diehard Jay Chou fans will tell you how fantastic the series is, how the acting is Oscar worthy, blah blah blah. Jay Chou directed and acted in the series.

Good thing I am not a diehard Jay Chou fan, and I am telling it from my perspective: it's craptastic.

It couldn't even hold my attention for more than 10 minutes.

Today, I decided to not be overly harsh and give it a second chance. After all, I had bored myself half dead reading through The Hours (the horror!), surely I can tolerate some crap TV series.

It's the 5th episode today. I didn't made it past 5 minutes.

Forget it, it SUCKS.

Honestly, I have nothing against Jay Chou, I like his unique blurry-pronunciation singing. One of my favorite songs is his 珊瑚海 (driect translation: Coral Sea, Coral Reef?). He gave us many nice songs, really.

His acting though, is non-existing. His movies are not all bad, nothing spectacular, but not all bad.

This Pandamen however... sorry man, el-sucko-big-time-o!

Sudden Brainwave

Was clearing my work e-mails on this Saturday night when the thought hit me...

Forget work.

Play. Sleep. Live life.

Hell yea.

Leave the Edible Happiness Alone

Heard from news today that Cadbury is the target of a (hostile?) takeover by Kraft.

I am praying that no matter what's the outcome of this whole thing, they don't go and change my favourite Cadbury Dairy Milk.

Like add cheese in it or something equally disgusting. =\

*vomit*

Cadbury Dairy Milk is like edible happiness. Really it is.

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Yummy! I am going to take a big bite out of the one I bought as soon as I am done posting this.

Chocolate = happiness. =D

Disclaimer: Cadbury did not pay me to write this, I wish they did though. I will settle with a lifetime supply of Dairy Milk. =P

Gender Equality

Heard from MyFM a few days ago that the Brits are going to let the fathers have up to 6 months of paternity leave.

I say it's about time someone did something about that gross gender inequality!

It's not always about the women you know? We men need loves too. =)

Apparently gender equality has a nifty icon:

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See, symbols of both genders are used yet almost everyone think only of the women when gender equality is mentioned, so unfair. =\

With (up to) 6 months of paternity leave, fathers all around the world would finally have a more levelled playing field to bond with their newborns as the mothers.

So we fathers could have an equal chance of witnessing the many "first" as well as exert equal influence to our newborns so they utter "papa" first instead of "mama".

Hey, these are bragging rights, okay? =P

If only Malaysia was also practising equal length of paternity and maternity leaves, then companies would have no basis of bias (openly or secretly) for either gender and employ solely based on skills and credits. The stupid racial quota notwithstanding, of course.

Not to mention it would have saved me a month of salary by not needing to hire the confinement lady and helped out my wife myself instead, hfft!

Yea, confinement lady makes as much money as I do. >.<