How evil?

Yes, "comprehent" is a typo, it should be comprehend.

But hey, this is the real CK!

A few things...

A few things about this blog that I would like you to know. You probably already knew but I just like to kay po. =P

1. This is a personal blog open to the public

I like to write and I like to share, but what I like and what I think may not be what you like and what you think (I think you think I think you think I no think what you think I think you think. =P). Thank goodness for that! Imagine a world where everybody thinks alike and has identical preference... B-O-R-I-N-G!

I write about things happening around me, things important to me, and things I find humorous. Yup, me me me, and more me! It's all about me since the world revolves around me! =P

Personal blog, I hope you get the point.

If you were one of those people who cannot accept any other way beside your way, or if you were one of those who lacks a twisted sense of humour, then may I suggest that you get your stiff and lofty arse out of here now?

This blog contains a wide selection of nuts, if you are allergic to nuts, read at your own risk.

Or simply don't read. =)

2. Linking to a specific entry

If you want to link to this blog, you use this: http://paper-arrow.blogspot.com/.

If you want to point someone to a specific blog entry, then it's better to get the unique url for said entry instead of just giving the link above. This is because newest entry will be posted top most and the old ones will be further down and eventually off the main page and be archived.

Not nice mar if you just want to show your friend one of the old entries but he or she has to go through all other posts to locate it.

Not that the other posts are not worth reading, mind you! =P

To get the unique url you just have to click on the title of the entry, this will load the entry on its own, with the added benefit of showing all the comments posted for that entry, if any.

Then just copy that unique url to your friend lor, easy peasy!

3. Yes you can leave comments

Some people actually are not aware of this, maybe they just don't care *sniff sniff*, but anyone can leave comments.

It's entry specific, meaning the comments are attached to the end of the post. It also means that you have to post your comments to the relevent entry for them to make sense. Posting a comment in one of February's entries talking about one of November's entries won't get you jailed (don't worry! hehehe), just confusing.

Don't worry if you think I would not notice your comments on old entries, Blogspot will send me an e-mail when someone posted a comment, it tells me to which entry the comment was posted. Very handy.

Come on, leave some comments leh! Tell me how great and enjoyable you find my write-ups mar. What are your thoughts on the topic? What typo did I make? etc.

It's always nice to know someone other than myself is actually reading what I wrote. =P

一夜七次郎

今天午餐时江边鸟告诉我们他有日本名，而且有两个之多：

「一夜七次郎」

和

「根本英俊」

是的，有的人是毫无廉耻意识的。

老翁将「一夜七次郎」浓缩成「七炮鸿」，我想江边鸟将会给我们叫「七炮鸿」好一段日子。

除非他更喜欢这个韩日综合名…

「金滥赛咸湿七炮鸿」

Harly Potter and the Heart-shaped Stone (6)

- The Next Chapter -

So hor, Harly sat in the boot of the Kancil convertible, hugging his knees close to him, a thousand thoughts jumbled up his mind. In other words, he so veli the blur.

So much has happened in such a short span of time Harly was overwhelmed. No matter how many times he pinched himself, on his arm, his thigh and even once his willy little buddy which he regretted immediately with tears in his eyes, he simply wasn't waking up, so it's not a dream.

But how could all these be real?

Yet there he was, in the boot of a Kancil convertible, come on, a Kancil convertible? That alone was laughable unreal, but when one was cruising above the cloud in a flying car, what's real and what's unreal got a bit confusing.

Hagrid had pretty much left Harly alone, saying nothing and concentrating on navigating the flying car. It might have something to do with the bird that flew into his mouth when he tried to talk to Harly.

Harly has a thousand questions to ask but for the time being, he was content being left alone. He wanted to sort out his thoughts and also he wasn't sure how he would sound after he pinched his little buddy. Yea, best not to talk for a while.

Harly's thought was bouncing from one thing to another,

"A flying car! Wah lau, I am in a flying car! How cool is that?"

"Hey is that a bird?"

"I am wizard! Oh my goodness, oh my goodness! I am a wizard!"

"Hmm... that isn't a bird, and it isn't a plane either. Geez, it's a weirdo wearing a red underwear outside his pants! Eeew."

"So what magic can I do? Pew pew pew laser beam? How do I do magic anyway?"

"Hagrid sure smells funny..."

"Ooh I hope I can do the magic Hagrid did back there, look at that Dorly now, phew! Whoops my nose is bleeding again."

"I think Hagrid just swallowed another bird. I guess flying convertible is a bad idea after all..."

"Who said he is my father back in the house, I am sure I did not imagine it. A gruffly voice just like Hagrid yet he denied saying that."

"I wonder what Uncle Vernon and Aunt Pertunia are going to do to Dorly? I hope Dorly stays that way."

"Where is Hagrid bringing me anyway?"

Just as Harly was thinking about that, Hagrid pressed a button and began to descend. Harly had this funny tingling sensation from head to toe. The button was labelled: Invisibility.

Breaking through the cloud Harly saw the Big Ben and the London Eye. Street lamps and lighting from the buildings illuminated the city, there were double-decker buses moving along River Thames.

They were going to land in the heart of London.

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(to be continued...)

Love Is In The Air, The Aftermath

The groom in all white waited at the bridal arch, with him his best man and the celebrant.

Families and friends were seated at both sides of the red carpet, groom's on the left while bride's on the right.

The wedding march was played, the bride had arrived.

Looking fantastic and radiant in her wedding gown the bride was led down the red carpet by her father.

The groom missed a heartbeat and held his breath. Anxious, excited, nervous, happy.

Her father gave the bride's hand to the groom beneath the bridal arch. Both bride and groom exchanged a shy smile and faced the celebrant.

The celebrant gave his speech and performed the solemnisation. Wedding vows were exchanged, then the wedding bands.

The newly wed kissed each other and walked down the red carpet amidst cheering, applause and colourful confetti. The sea breeze and reflection from the ocean made the confetti danced and sparkled...

Huh? Sea breeze? Ocean?

Opsy daisy, I was thinking about another wedding.

As for thier wedding, well...

The bride pulled a runaway bride while the groom overslept and decided to keep on sleeping.

Pitiful few guests turned up.

Okay okay, no one turned up.

Mountain of roti canai went to waste.

Ditto the water. Similar to water from the river high up the mountain which doesn't have an expiry date, once it's bottled and sold as mineral water, a used by date is slapped on. Magic.

Anyway, the bride-to-be and groom-to-be had kissed and made up, they were seen expressing their love to each other by singing duet in karaoke today.

They have postponed their wedding to another yet undetermined date. So don't worry about them, some day they will get married but probably not to each other.

Er... and they live happily ever after...?

If you believe this you would believe anything.

Aching Heart (part deux)

Baby is discharged today and now sleeping soundly at home.

Thank you very much for all the concerns, encouragements and caring.

To those who are following this but not aware of the comment section, I have been posting updates in the comments. Will just do a summary here anyway.

High fever Sunday morning 03:00 hours, baby rushed to Accident & Emergency department. Urine and blood sample taken, baby hospitalised.

Sunday morning, initial assessment pointed towards urinary tract infection (UTI), further test needed to identify culprit bacteria. Until then, panadol given to suppress fever.

Sunday evening, baby discharged since it's just panadol and monitoring. Been told test results won't be readied until Tuesday.

Monday 00:30 hours, high fever again. Baby vomited and shivering, rushed to Accident & Emergency department again. Baby given stronger dose of panadol and an injection to stop vomiting. Baby hospitalised.

Monday morning, test results came out a day earlier. E.coli bacteria identified as culprit for the UTI. Beginning of the appropriate treatment: 5 antibiotic injections, one per day. Baby has to be hospitalised for 5 days.

The fever subsided a couple of days after the antibiotic injection, baby less miserable so did the parents.

Friday morning 09:00 hours, doctor done his ward round and discharged baby. Thanks to the freaking craptastic efficiency of the hospital, it's at 12:30 hours that we finally left the hospital.

A month's worth of antibiotics were given and will go back for check up next Friday.

Aching Heart

When you had to rush your 5+ months baby son to the Accident & Emergency department of the nearest hospital in the middle of the night twice within 21 hours...

and you simply could not do anything despite seeing your baby crying his heart out suffering and being miserable...

and that the doctor told you it might be as bad as needing operation in about two months time or else losing the kidney.

It's hard not to be worried and a tad depressed.