25 January 2008

Love Is In The Air, The Aftermath

The groom in all white waited at the bridal arch, with him his best man and the celebrant.

Families and friends were seated at both sides of the red carpet, groom's on the left while bride's on the right.

The wedding march was played, the bride had arrived.

Looking fantastic and radiant in her wedding gown the bride was led down the red carpet by her father.

The groom missed a heartbeat and held his breath. Anxious, excited, nervous, happy.

Her father gave the bride's hand to the groom beneath the bridal arch. Both bride and groom exchanged a shy smile and faced the celebrant.

The celebrant gave his speech and performed the solemnisation. Wedding vows were exchanged, then the wedding bands.

The newly wed kissed each other and walked down the red carpet amidst cheering, applause and colourful confetti. The sea breeze and reflection from the ocean made the confetti danced and sparkled...


Huh? Sea breeze? Ocean?

Opsy daisy, I was thinking about another wedding.

As for thier wedding, well...

The bride pulled a runaway bride while the groom overslept and decided to keep on sleeping.

Pitiful few guests turned up.

Okay okay, no one turned up.

Mountain of roti canai went to waste.

Ditto the water. Similar to water from the river high up the mountain which doesn't have an expiry date, once it's bottled and sold as mineral water, a used by date is slapped on. Magic.

Anyway, the bride-to-be and groom-to-be had kissed and made up, they were seen expressing their love to each other by singing duet in karaoke today.

They have postponed their wedding to another yet undetermined date. So don't worry about them, some day they will get married but probably not to each other.

Er... and they live happily ever after...?




If you believe this you would believe anything.

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