Chopping Board

Let's see, same old same old stuff put together to make a package deal.

Throw in some carrot carved to look like rose, or a piece or two of heart-shaped chocolate.

Have to make sure to advertise it with words like "special", "limited", "today only", and of course the winner "V" word. Like magic, that V word.

Decoration wise, throw in something red, pink, white, purple, blue, whatever the current "in" colour is, tie some ribbons, oh, don't forget the flower, the candle, and make sure to dim the light. Anything resembling Cupid works too.

All set, I will have sheeps lining up to my chopping board in no time, cha-ching!

Hmm... maybe I should try to squeeze in a few more tables. You know, make the chopping board bigger and higher, more heads to lop off, and for greater height they would fall.

It's not like there is a lack of sheeps anyway. Sheep, such gullible animal.

Only thing to consider now is whether to inflate the price ten times or twenty times the normal.

Hmm... decision decision.

Happy businessmen-con-you-day V-day, let the slaughtering begins!




Despite the sarcasm, I would grudgingly be slaughtered if wifey insists on such foolishness. Yea, I know, what a hypocrite.

Good thing wifey is a sensible person. ^_^