Tidbits I heard on air or seen on news recently:
Who needs war when you have Malaysian drivers?
About 6284 deaths involving traffic incident in Malaysia in year 2007. The MyFM DJ was joking about not needing war, just need Malaysian drivers, the fatality is higher.
Funny, and yet sad. Too many irresponsible, selfish and rude drivers, it's a bloody shame!
Honestly, just because you pay the road tax doesn't mean you own the road. Vehicle manufacturers can probably sell special edition no signal light vehicles to some road users and they wouldn't know the difference, these idiots don't use their signal light anyway!
Let's eat our gold encrusted 200 course meal while we talk...
Security, transportation, accomodation, 18 course meals, and other things that burn money amounting to 600,000,000,000 Yen (RM18,000,000,000+) to facilitate leaders from eight rich countries to merely talk about climate change, global food crisis, poverty, et cetera is definately the way to show the world you meant business...
... not.
That's the amount spent in 2008 G8 Hokkaido Toyako Summit.
Think how much good it would do if that humongous sum of money was actually used in real actions instead? Poverty eh? Food crisis eh?
Bloody hypocrites.
Come on, have the balls to remove balls
Cut off the testicles of habitual rapists? Hell yea! The person who gets that law through gets my vote next election.
Once is already bad enough, these reoffenders should be thrown into jail where some "brokeback mountain" action would be forced onto them, let them experience it from the receiving end.
Then cut off their balls.
Those scumbags can rot in hell as far as I am concerned. Waste of oxygen.
Too snobbish for common terms
When you were supposedly representing your people in cabinet or parliament meeting but you were actually dozing off and got caught doing so, you don't admit it or even use the common term of "fishing".
You say you were practising Yoga instead.
Have no clue what I am talking about? No worries! Many ways around this, two suggested here:
(1) who cares, CK doesn't know what he is talking about most of the time anyway...
(2) go catch up on news, perhaps?
I would go with (1). =)
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