Underwear

The hardware people will tell you the problem is from the software.

The software people will tell you the problem is from the hardware.

Whoever is loudest wins.

Just kidding, whoever can show conclusive proof will shut the other side up good, and get to say the "I told you" last word.

Anyway, overheard this conversation between a hardware and a software colleague.

Hardware person: "everything has to work together, the hardware, the software..."

Bystander cut in: "...and underwear."

And we all laughed.

Then I said: "well, you can always go commando..."

psst... it's the software problem. =P

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Relocation

I have been sold relocated to the other site for slightly short of a month now.

Being the grumpy person that I am, of course I have plenty to grumble about.

First and foremost is of course the abysmal traffic, it could take me up to an hour to get home, a mere 19 km distance, while the average time for me to get home from ulu place is 70 minutes, covering 51 km.

Bollocks I tell you, just bollocks! I will take 51 km of mostly smooth highway any day compared to 19 km of frustrating jam primarily because of selfish idiotic bastards. >_<

Then, I am currently working with a bunch of workaholics who don't seem to have any idea what work/life balance is. Working till way too late and skip lunch, seriously ruining my slacker extraordinaire reputation.

I missed the badminton, the foosball, the tabletop gaming session...

Last and definitely not least, is the very reason I am relocated there. Makes my blood boil just thinking about it. Some words are worthless, and I am a cheap labour, meh! =\

To be fair though, there is one good thing working in this other site:

They have free Coke in the cafe! =P

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有感而发：手放开

二零一六年七月十日。

刚刚自己为自己理发*时，突然「手放开」这首歌就那么浮现在我脑海里。

*是的，我很强嘞！第一次而已啦，自力更生的训练来的。

现在一边不停播放刘力扬的版本，一边写这篇文章。

多年前听过李圣杰的这首歌后就蛮喜欢它的歌词，一直到听了刘力扬的版本后才在网上搜查歌词练唱了几次。

我想我还是喜欢刘力扬的版本多过李圣杰的。

也不知怎么的，我总是比较喜欢悲情的歌，好像比较有感觉咯。

特别喜欢其中的这几句歌词：

“当眼泪流下来 伤已超载 分开也是另一种明白”

“我给你 最后的疼爱是手放开”

“感情中专心的人容易 被伤害”

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心好累

几天长假很快就要过去了。

一贯的没有什么计划，就是想休息，充充电。

毕竟已经忙了三个星期。

那些工作狂同事，每天都要做到七、八点才下班，真是的…

醒一醒吧，生活不是只是工作而已啦！

工作是为了赚钱来过生活。整天都在工作，几时才来生活？

这样过日子有意义咩？

唉…

然，这几天也没真的休息到，每天家里像战场般的。

火药弥漫、哭闹喊叫、怒骂埋怨、鸡犬不宁。

只因为孩子们下星期要考试了，和脾气越来越暴躁易怒的老婆仔。

尽量帮些可以帮的，载送孩子，劝和息怒。

但总是徒劳无功的感觉，家里一样暴风暴雨，老婆仔一样脸黑语恶。

只能说，她不觉得有问题，那才是问题。

唉…

好累。心，好累。心好，累。

就让我自私的邪恶吧…

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Illusion

I was going through the photos taken about a month ago during the Vietnam trip, when I noticed this.

It was a swimming pool session after a long day walking under the sun. Wifey took this photo.

I don't remember what I was looking at, probably something to do with the jacuzzi jet.

But anyway, I like this shot, because my spare tyre tummy was under the water, while the upper body above water seems fit, hehehe. =P

Optical illusion due to angle and light, and the right water level that hid my protruding belly. =D

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Random behaviour for July 2016

Succeeded in my June's impromptu resolution. Every blog entry posted in June has a link to other entries of the same category, and I think I will continue to do that, for the benefit of those who view my blog through mobile browser.

Couldn't think of a resolution for July. Asked wifey for ideas and she suggested a few: wake up at 08:00 hours everyday including weekend (oh my goodness, noooOOooOOoo!); don't cut my hair for a month ( >_< )...

Her third suggestion was good, so for July 2016, starting after I post this, my impromptu resolution is: to have a LEGO session with the kids every weekend. 

Because I can.

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向横发展

“有三个人讲同样的东西，那就是真的了。”

就是有很多，呃… 太天真的人相信这样的想法啦，加上那些不过滤、不验证、不用脑、瞎转传的网民，所以网路上永远有那么多错误的废讯息，和骗子仍然可以得逞咯。

不好意思，离题了。

最近齁，有三位好一阵子没见面的朋友在见了面时很直接（赞！）或很婉转（谢谢你的温柔！）的告诉我我肥了。

我知道啊！ ^_^

不用三个人讲我也知道是事实。前天早上出门前才临时换掉了前一晚准备好的裤子，因为穿了太窄很不舒服… >_<

同样食量，同样运动量，但肚皮逐渐变大。

我不自欺欺人的。年纪大了，新陈代谢慢了，我认老的哦。

活了快四十个年头，终于不再是「吃了浪费米」，终于肥了嘞，也可以算是成就吧？ 呵呵！ =P

这样想心里会好过，没必要跟自己过意不去，健康快乐就好嘛。

哪哪哪，那些怎么吃都不能肥的兄弟姐妹，不要气馁哦！再接再厉拼命吃，年纪大点了就会成功的。这叫恒心。

在那之前就尽情的去「晒命」啦，呵呵！ =P

快快快，再多两个人跟我讲一样的东西就是真的了。 =P

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