Looking for monster-sitter

A monster-sitter is just a baby-sitter really, except instead of caring for babies or children, a monster-sitter cares for little monsters.

=P

Wifey and I are looking for one to handle the little monsters so we can go watch the new Avengers movie.

I think perhaps it's best to be mentally prepared for the job, try to think of it as a test or challenge. A test for the following: mental strength, anger management, temper control, blood pressure challenge, noise tolerance, endurance to chaos, et cetera. I think you get the picture. =P

Also I should state the potential risk of the job to avoid being sued later. You may, depending on the mood and behaviour of the little monsters, suffer from one or more of the following:

- temporary lost of hearing

- high blood pressure

- lost of sanity

- irresistible urge to pull out your hair or bang your head against the wall

- hair lost and/or head damage (see above)

- become put off from having offspring

This list is by no means exhaustive.

To be fair the little monsters can be nice, sweet and fun to be with too, it all depends on their mood of the moment, which can change at any moment.

So... any takers? ^_^