Curse of the Bonus

Every year since he was born, without fail, His Royal Highness Boy King Hsiang is hospitalised at least once.

Fever, food poisoning, hand, foot and mouth, et cetera.

Every year. At least once.

Why oh why? =(

And curiously enough, it's always within a month of me getting a bonus, contractual or otherwise.

*sigh~*

Will this cycle ever be broken?

Yes, I am willing to give up the bonus if it means my family will never be hospitalised again, ever.