什么是小象？

警告：那些连洋娃娃的生殖器官都不能接受的人请止步，不然后果你自己负责。

如果你不明白上篇文章里说到的“小象”是什么的话，让我介绍你蜡笔小新…

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小象！ ^_^

梦到破灭再毁减

警告：那些对夫妻间情趣对话，和对讨论正常生理器官会敏感的人，还有那些心智不成熟的人，请止步，不然后果你自己负责。

那天傍晚沐浴时间到，我拿了睡衣进入浴室。老婆还在浴室的镜子前擦护脸的东西。

我剥光身子在花洒隔离间的门口转过身子说：

“看，小象！”

老婆应酬的瞟了一眼，继续擦她的护肤膏。

我自讨没趣的关上隔离间的门，然后代她回答：

“才没兴趣。”

老婆（应该是要安慰我的自尊心）说：

“那是大象，不是小象。小象和小小象在睡觉。”

“如果我们有第三个儿子不是小小小象咯？好可怜。”

“我们不会有第三个儿子。”

“因为第三个会是女儿？”(*暗爽*)

“我们不会有第三个孩子。”

你听到吗，那女儿梦碎了满地的声音？

=(

Breakdance

There was a power cut due to lightning while wifey and the two kings were at the in-law's earlier this month.

Knowing bored kids generally mean mayhem, wifey hummed to entertain the boys.

It worked, Hsiang danced energetically to the tune and his grandmother in-law asked,

Nana: do you know breakdance?

Hsiang: no.

Nana: do you know what is breakdance?

Hsiang: a dance where you will fall down.

Reminder

This is a gentle reminder that 8:30pm to 9:30pm this Saturday (26th of March) is Earth Hour.

If you are not aware of what Earth Hour is, practise your google-fu (Wikipedia is a good source), or you can read my post from last year.

Remember, all we have to do to participate is to turn off all non-essential lights and electrical appliances during that appointed hour.

Easy peasy lemon squeezy. ^_^

Of course, more importantly is to be mindful of climate change and that all of us need to do something about it.

So don't just stop at that one hour per year, but be constantly conscious of our action and it's impact, make it a habit to turn off the light when you will be out of the room for a bit, say, when you are going to take a shower.

Don't waste energy illuminating and cooling the lounge when everybody is in their room, and vice versa.

Remember, every bit counts.

Where do I go?

On a highway (motorway) that has only two lanes, with speed limit of 110 km/h...

The daredevils drive above 120 km/h on the outer "fast" lane while the slowpokes plod under 90 km/h on the inner "slow" lane.

Where should law-abiding, superb speed control drivers (like me) who prefer to cruise at the speed limit go?

Huh?

One-liners

He likes you for who you are, not who you will become, so just be yourself.

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Can't control what the other thinks about you or your action, and there is no point worrying about what you cannot control, it's a waste of time and energy.

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Holding grudge against someone achieves nothing except making yourself grumpy.

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There is no end to learning.

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Wrong or false information is worse than no information.

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Often, it's the little things that make all the difference.

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If you don't tell, you don't get heard.

Random Thoughts

Prayers

Let's all say a little prayers for the Japanese.

Given their calm and orderly response to the devastating earthquake, where people helping each other, companies giving out free water and food, shelter, you know this nation is going to pull through with as minimal as possible an impact.

My sincere respect to the Japanese standard.

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Home Alone

March 2011 episode.

School holiday so wifey and the two kings are heading to the in-laws'.

Provider/slave is left alone, I suppose it's a kind of a break where I can get better sleep.

Though at the cost of being alone.

Oh well, enter the cave.

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Sweet Stuff

Recently, among my friends:

Two baby girls were born. Woot, bunny girls!

Two friends found their partner and are in a relationship, all the best to them and hope it works out for them.

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Munchkin

Can't quite remember the exact, but it's something like a level 10 female dwarf with no class who won the first ever (my deck) full six players game of Munchkin.

And I was that player, muahahahaha! =P

Two wins out of seven games so far, still behind the leading player who belted three wins out of seven.

Game on!

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Does not Compute!

It's cheaper to buy a new shaving razor which comes with a shaving cartridge than to buy the replacement cartridges, on a per cartridge comparison.

Go figure.

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WoW

World of Warcraft is a changed world with the latest Cataclysm expansion.

No I didn't get Cataclysm, I don't even have Wrath of the Lich King expansion.

I just got seven days free game time, Blizzard has smart commercial team that knows it's cheaper to retain existing customers than to get new ones.

Not that they have a lack of customers, mind you.

12 million subscribers as of October 2010, that's just insane!

But yea, it's THAT good. =)