I is no stoopid

The running app I am using to help me track my training is alive!

Alive in an evil coach kind of way. 0_o

You see, there is this standard route I run when I do not feel particularly lazy or fancy of any route change.

Last year the app said the distance of that route is around 6.3km. Early this month it said it's only 5.9km. Last Sunday it became 5.8km, and today it's 5.4km.

Where did the 900m go?!?!

The app is trying to trick me into running more distance, evil coach! >_<

But I is cleber, you no fool fool me*.

* kids, the title and this sentence are incorrect English, reproduce at your own risk