12 December 2016

生活点滴:我啊?


和孩子们去海边后的回程中,小瓜的额头被蚊子叮了一个小洋楼。

到家下车后老婆仔笑笑的告诉他,小瓜摸了摸被叮的部位。

进电梯后小瓜迫不及待的把老婆仔从镜子前推开,说要看看自己的额头。

我望了望镜子,看见自己脸上三天的胡渣。

想起中午问老婆仔应不应该留胡子,她说不。

留胡子真的不好看咩?” 我问。我觉得还好嘛,成熟稳重点的感觉。

老婆仔还没有回答前小瓜摸了摸他光滑的下巴问到: “我啊?

我和情人老婆仔笑开颜时大瓜说: “你有胡子咩?当然是爸爸啦!



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Backlogs #15: Angels & Demons


This one is dated 7th of July 2015, I didn't give it a title, probably because I didn't quite get how it came about, but I like the compliment so I took a screenshot, hehe. =P

A conversation in the WhatsApp group of my karaoke friends after we had a session, the important part is highlighted, hehe. =P


Don't be delusional, I am an evil person, that's my default. Not all will see my nice angelic side.



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10 December 2016

Unlikable


On the 7th of December, at around 19:26 hours, Facebook showed me its compilation of my Year in Review in regards to Facebook activities.

Naturally I did not share it but I did take a look at what it contains. I am happy to say that it acknowledges my preference in using texts rather than photos. I am fine being the black sheep going the other direction to that of the general mass of white sheeps, thank you very much.

 
The summary of my reactions throughout the year gave me a pause though.


Reacted 562 times huh? That's an average of about 1.5 reactions per day, hmm... really?

There are so many things on Facebook that I simply do not give reaction to, for example photos of food, selfies, political posts, advertisement, misinformation, blind unfiltered repost, spam...

It's probably easier just to list what I do give reaction to: photos of baby and/or loving family of close friends and relatives; really meaningful posts, phrases, or sentences; close friends and relatives achievements and milestones; and really nice and worthy photos.

Not being someone who toots his own horn, I don't 'like' my own posts. I know many who do that, it's just... nevermind. Self-obsession is not my thing.

And I can never understand those who 'like' someone else's status update when it's about being sick, someone passed away, something sad or heartbreaking, et cetera. That's just so... improper, so wrong.

Oh, I don't openly greet my friend birthday on Facebook, I send private message instead. I am just strange like that.

Anyway, 562 reactions with 476 'likes' huh? I am ashamed of myself! I should be more aloof, give my reaction more sparingly to those who really deserve. =P



Other |temperamental thoughts| category entries.


06 December 2016

Random behaviour for December 2016


While I have done what I challenged myself in my October's impromptu resolution, I don't feel like I have succeeded, because through determination I went through the motion of gaming every weekend, but it's just that: going through the motion.

I know this is all about discipline training, which I passed, but it has spoilt the meaning of gaming for me. I play to relax, to enjoy, and as a mean to relieve stress. Gaming for the sake of gaming and not really enjoying it violated the spirit of gaming, so in that I have failed.

Oh well.


November is slacker month, so I didn't set a resolution. I did however, thought of a resolution that will take effect when a certain condition is met, which will probably happen before the end of the year. It's a scary thought, and it's really going to test my discipline.

Maybe I will write about it some day. As usual, don't hold your breath. =P

Anyway, for December 2016, my impromptu resolution is: to connect.

Because I can.



Other |flickering fling| category entries.

  

02 December 2016

System purge


My SkyDump utility decided to have a full system purge, I believe due to the copious amount of yogurt drink I had these few days.

I am lactose intolerance.

SkyDump requires the user to be attached to the good old EarthPot hardware, also known as the toilet bowl, else suffer the messy corruption. A nightmare to recover from, I tell you.

Let's not go there.

My system is still purging at the time of writing this. SkyDump works slowly, intermittently, and whenever it feels like it.

A lot like... nevermind.

Awesome! Sorry, just had an urge to say that.

Hope it will have run its course before my flight tomorrow.



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28 November 2016

Random Thoughts


Every resolution started with a thought.

My latest impromptu resolution may well be one that I will be hard-pressed to follow through.

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Human beings are complicated.

I do not understand the behaviour and actions of people I thought I know.

Perhaps I am just not as close to them as I think I am.

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Salary that barely able to make ends meet, even with frugal lifestyle.

Then take away the proximity to the fun and crazy colleague friends.

And then forcing me into a job that I have no passion of.

Work life sucks now. Big time.

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How can waking up early and then being tired the whole day be conducive to health?

Healthy lifestyle, yea right.

Think I will probably die sooner.



Other |temperamental thoughts| category entries.


21 November 2016

心的频道:交友要小心


生日那天和朋友去唱歌。

没记错的话,上一次唱歌是半年前的事了。

那天,多数的我们,都没有好好唱完一首歌。

没气、没声、错调、走音、和最多的是爆笑,呵呵!

但我们还是唱得很开心! 那才是重要的。

当然也有很认真、很有力把整首歌唱完的人啦,只是不是我咯… =P

我认老。也真的太久没唱歌了,气调不过来。


但这些都不是重点。

我要讲的是当唱到一半他们换成生日歌和捧着蛋糕进房间的时候的那丝丝尴尬…

…和接下来那难以磨灭的心灵创伤!

我有点腼腆的接过蛋糕后,坐在身旁的朋友就把我的双手绑了起来。 0_o

我还反应不过来很惊讶的问为什么要绑我的手时,我就被人强吻了。 >_<

被一个涂上口红的男人。

然后又陆续被另两位涂了口红的男性朋友强吻。

我 的 天 啊!

还有吻了又吻的,呜呜~ *哭*

我对网上那些莫明其妙爆红的东西几乎都是觉得无厘头的,有太多无聊的人了啦!

但是,那天,那事件后,休克的状况下我讲了这样的东西:

创伤,阴影,蓝瘦,香菇。


所以我告诉你们,交友要小心啊!

我现在对生日歌和蛋糕有莫名恐惧和阴影…

当我转述这惨痛经历给老婆仔听时,她无动于衷,还跟着笑了起来。

你可以不可以不要这样?你老公被人强吻嘞!

>_<



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