30 September 2008

Luke, I am your father

We haven't given our baby a shower in his bathtub for a while now, since he learned to stand on his own.

However, he is back into his bathtub these past couple of days for he loves splashing the water around. If he was standing he would step energetically on the wet floor to splash the water and risk slipping, so we indulge him and put him in his tub.

Besides his infectious laughters of joy and getting us really wet, we also remember a game we used to play with him.


Not impressed oh-so-many months ago, not impressed now either...

Today, wife asked if we should just call him Luke.

=P

28 September 2008

Bliss

Bliss is when your loving wife sees you reading a novel on the bed,
reminds you that there are some snacks available,
proceeds to bring you a can of chilled Coke,
and brings the adorable but very attention demanding little one elsewhere so you can have some peace and relax time.

Yes, I am a lucky man.

Love you, my dear.

26 September 2008

I want!

Heard about a Mark II for my dream digital SLR a few days ago, so I went online to look for information today.



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Canon EOS 5D Mark II

21MP full frame sensor
DIGIC 4 processor
ISO 100-6400, expandable to 50-25600
30 to 1/8000 s shutter speed + bulb, 1/3 increment
3" LCD with Live View (no idea what Live View is, but 3", yummy!)
Video recording (huh?)
3.9 fps (not fantastic but more than enough for me)
Magnisium alloy body with environmental protection (seal for water resistance), shutter durability of 150k cycles

My precious, we must have it, yessss, my preciiiiiiioussss~~

Video recording is not really what I look for in a SLR but don't mind having that. Canon included the creative auto exposure (AE) irks me though, why oh why? Creative AE at this SLR level? Just gimme manual, shutter priority and aperture priority really! Okay, maybe program AE too.

Anyway...

I waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaant~~!

There is this teeny weeny little problem though... body only it costs USD2700, with the EF 24-105 L series lens it costs USD3500.

So... anyone want to sponsor ah? =)

No? No one? Oh come on! It will only be out in November, just nice for my birthday *hint hint*. =P

Still no?

Oh well. =(
Let's see, what are my options...
  • Too chicken to rob a bank, so that's a no go.
  • I wonder if my colour printer is good enough to print money?
  • Wife probably won't agree to selling my seed since it's capable of producing such lovely baby.
  • Can't sell blood either, anaemic.

Hmm... do I really need my left kidney?

23 September 2008

Brain: Male versus Female

From the creative mind of MunY came this image of the female brain!

A masterpiece I tell you. =)

image shamelessly stolen from this entry of MunY's.
No lar, I asked permission liao one lar =P

Ladies, please direct your wrath to MunY, okay? and any credit to me, hehehe

After getting a good chuckle out of MunY's funny entry, a light bulb went on in my otherwise dark and rusty brain:

What about a male brain?


What indeed? Hmm...

Ladies and gentlemen, may I present you... another caption game! =D


shamelessly modified from MunY's masterpiece

Come on people, show me what you think is in a male brain! =P



Personally I think the male brain is simpler, doesn't have so many different bits one, so I think A to E are probably enough, but if you think otherwise, fill in all 10 bits, or add more! =)

21 September 2008

Mr Yes Man 101

The slacker extraordinaire, that's mua, yours truely, works with some er... interesting people.


So, if anyone is interested in Mr Yes Man 101 training course, kindly contact Master Yes Man, black belt in saying yes to any work.

It's colleague like this that keeps the work life happening, things like vomit blood, head banging wall, brokeback mountain pink-ness, and many MANY more, would be missing without them.

And that would be a shame! =P

Not to forget I need someone to show off my slack prowess, someone to bounce silly ideas with, someone to throw my sarcasms at, someone to go fill water bottle together, et cetera.

I have fantastic colleagues most of them anyway, really I do. =)

18 September 2008

Goofy Fun Analytical Expressionist

Asked my colleagues this question today:

which one would you describe me as?
- analytical
- expressive
- fun
- intense
- reserved
- goofy

The actual question was from an informal survey on my company's website "how would your friends describe your personality?", it's probably meant to be a self-perception of how the others see oneself.

Honestly I had no idea and was mightily curious, so I started bugging any colleagues shown as available on my instant messenger list, hehehe.

From the small number of replies I received, I am...

a tad goofy rather fun analytical expressionist!

Yay!?


Gotta say I was rather surprised, how I perceived myself is quite different from the impression I left on my colleagues.

This is how I see myself: boring, solitary, quiet. Come on, activities that interest me are solitary in nature like reading, photography, archery.

I was expecting "reserved" but I didn't get any. I guess that's a good thing...

One colleague said I am expressive + fun + goofy, when pressed for only one, she said I am "multicoloured".

I am like a rainbow!

A few that commented out of listed options described me quite appropriately, in my humble opinion.

"you are sentimental"
"you are friendly, generally not very fun, only fun to those close to you"

Also, apparently I am scary when I am tensioned by work.

*Rawr!*

Boss, don't stress me, me is scary! =P

14 September 2008

Come Bookworms, Come!

I honestly wanted to slack some more before I write this review, but I just finished another novel and realised I am starting to forget what it was about in the previous novels...

Yea, I have goldfish memory.

If only I was also as pleasing on the eyes as a goldfish, oh well.

Anyhow...


Read four novels since last book review, the first was Michael Crichton's Rising Sun.

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Rising Sun is a detective story about a murder in a Japanese company in Los Angeles. I have grown out of detective story since I almost always know the twists, the plot, or the true murderer fairly early in the story.

I am not one of those impatient readers who flips to the end of a novel to find out the ending. I like to be surprised, be entertained by the writer, so if I already knew what's coming, especially in a detective story, it lessens the enjoyment of reading the book.

Sadly it's no exception with Rising Sun, I knew the twists and the ending fairly early in the story line.

A typical detective story: murder, investigation, a first likely story to throw you off the track and cover the real truth, the smart arse detective who caught on to something amiss, the further investigation, and ultimately the exposure of the real, darker, more sinister, worse truth.

Oh, of course, in between there will be car chase ah, gun shots ah, that sort of things.

Story line wise there is nothing special, but this novel is very informative. It has become the novel that I repeatedly bumped into sentences or paragraphs that I simply have to quote. It's enlightening to learn about the way Japanese do business and their way of thinking.

"The Japanese have a saying: fix the problem, not the blame. In American organizations it's all about who fucked up. Whose head will roll. In Japanese organizations it's about what's fucked up, and how to fix it. Nobody gets blamed. Their way is better."

"Japan has never accepted Freud or Christianity. They've never been guilty or embarrassed about sex. No problem with homosexuality, no problem with kinky sex. Just matter-of-fact. Some people like it a certain way, so some people do it that way, what the hell. The Japanese can't understand why we get so worked up about a straightforward bodily function. They think we're a little screwed up on the subject of sex. And they have a point."

This is a quote that mirrors my thought:
"They see billions and billions of their dollars, kohai. Invested in a country that's in deep trouble. That's filled with strange individualistic people who talk constantly. Who confront each other constantly. Who argue all the time. People who aren't well educated, who don't know much about the world, who get their information from television. People who don't work very hard, who tolerate violence and drug use, and who don't seem to object to it..."

"In Japan," Connor said, "if a company is doing poorly, the first thing that happens is the executives cut their own salaries. They feel responsible for the success of the company, and they expect their own fortunes to rise and fall as the company succeeds and fails."

"People deny reality. They fight against real feelings caused by real circumstances. They build mental worlds of shoulds, oughts, and might-have-beens. Real changes begin with real appraisal and acceptance of what is. Then realistic action is possible."

Like almost all of Michael Crichton's novels, Rising Sun was translated into a movie as well.

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Black Market by James Patterson is about the bombing of Wall Street and the threat of the collapse of America financial system by a secret militia group.


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It's action filled and fast paced with a bad arse agent who simply cannot die. There is a little romance thrown in too.

Engaging read and gripping story line.

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I returned to the world of Krynn and indulged myself a treat of Dragonlance with Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman's Dragons of the Highlord Skies, volume 2 of The Lost Chronicles trilogy.

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It's a Dragonlance novel from Weis and Hickman! It's one of the Lost Chronicles!

All true Dragonlance fans need no further introduction. =)

Dragons of the Highlord Skies told the story of the retrieval of the dragon orb from the icy land of Icereach. The knights of Solamnia led by Derek Crownguard, together with some of the Heroes of the Lance, travelled to Icereach to confront the dark elf mage who held the dragon orb in possession.

Kitiara, the Blue Lady in command of the blue dragon army, was plotting and scheming behind this perilous quest, working to forward her own ambition as well as that of the Dark Queen. Kitiara was eventually cornered into facing Lord Soth, the Death Knight, and that encounter was described in this novel.

Shame Tanis and the Majere brothers were not part of this story, but fantastic read nevertheless. Another great piece of work from Weis and Hickman that no Dragonlance fans should miss!



Will write about the other novel I just finished in the next review, since it's the first of a trilogy and I am going to start on the second tonight.

12 September 2008

It's All About Packaging

A lady colleague's birthday today.

Since she asked so blatantly whether or not we are going to give her flower like we did last year, no choice lor. =P

Batu Lancang, Sri Nibong, Bayan Baru, iAvenue, and finally Kampung Jawa. We had to go to five places just to get a sunflower! She better appreciate our gesture, especially the driver's.

I was ready to give up on sunflower and just get a lily instead on our third stop, but the driver persisted. For the driver, it's sunflower or nothing.

Well, the lone sunflower simply didn't look at all attractive on its own, even after the florist had thrown in some decorative leaves it still didn't look all that nice.

But after the florist wrapped it in four or more layers of paper, it's like... wow.

Like magic nia.

As usual we just had to pull a little prank, so a photo was taken, printed, signed and given to the birthday girl. Said to be our gift since we couldn't get a real flower. I think she bought it.

We then gave her the real flower. =)

Happy birthday Lily, hope you have a blast!



Sadly, often the raw truth is not as pleasing as the packaged good. Packaging is a skill I need to learn, much like how to do the "Hollywood slide" one of my colleagues is so good at.

10 September 2008

Love is in the air

It is with great joy and pleasure that I like to inform you all about the online album of Ling Li & Melvin's Bridal Shots.

The siao cha bo lady kindly shared her bridal shots a few days ago, I offered to create an online album for her so she can show to anyone with internet access.

She likes the idea so here it is (36 photos in 2 pages). =)

Picked a few photos out of the bridal shots to show here.


to me, this photo says Ling Li all over it


I like this photo the most


ain't they lovely?

So, what are you waiting for? Head over to check out the photos and don't forget to congratulate the couple! (even though you are already two years late...)



Getting the album done this fast is ruining my slacker reputation. =(

Good thing I am accumulating slacker points having finished three novels and half way through the 4th since my last book review, let me just slack some more before I do another book review, hehehe. =P

05 September 2008

Caption Game!

In accordance to true slacker style, the photo album for the pool side BBQ is finally ready, after a mere few* days as promised.

* 5 to 6 weeks is still within slacker's definition of "few" days =P

Click here to view the photo album, it's hosted on my other site. There are altogether 75 photos in 4 pages.


Anyway, this photo got me thinking, it's just great for caption game. So come, let's play the caption game!


Example 1:
A: Do you trust her cooking?
B: Not really, but I am too lazy to cook for myself.

Example 2:
A: I am going to grab the sausage and the satay
B: I am going to grab the chick, er... chicken wings! I mean chicken wings!

Come on people, show me your creativity. =)

03 September 2008

Scribbles

Woot!

So happy for Lily and Melvin!

Congratulations on tying the knot!

I know I am two years too late but hey, I only found out about this today. Mrs Teh just broke the fantastic news today and shared those lovely wedding photos taken a few months back.

There seems to be some delay in her news spreading, hmm...

Well I am sure she has her reason, like not realising she is actually legally married. =P

Oh, and tough luck for those single guys hoping for a chance, the ship has sailed (two years ago no less!), hehehe.

Congrats again, what a joyous news!


Yea, papa is not around

After almost a week away, His Royal Highness King baby Hsiang finally realised his father is not around.

According to my dear wife, Hsiang has finally started looking for me today, and when not finding me, shook his hand indicating no and happily played on.

Me is so... touched...


No Paint, No Game

A great name for the paintball teambuilding event if I said so myself.

Leaves you no delusion of what you are going to get. You are going to get paint (and pain), and a heck of a time gaming!

Event went well after all the hustles and buzzes. I put my money on a team that ended not so hot, though that team did kicked my team's arse.

My team actually became the champion, good teamwork and ruthless aggression I guess, hehehe.

Though the team that I think deserved the champion instead was Team Delta which was one player short of all other teams, which also included a lady who played paintball for the first time.

My hat off to Team Delta, for sportingly gamed on with one member less and won all three matches scoring the highest among the six teams. My team was 2 points behind.

Sorry for yoinking your medals in the bonus final round, I guess we were just a tad more bad arse. =P


One third

It's especially when I am stressed, tired and dispirited that I hope to be with my wife and my baby boy.

To see the reason and motivation I am going through with all that bollocks.

Too bad they are away.

Me sad.


Talking to oneself is the first sign of insanity

me: Mirror mirror on the wall, will I ever be rich and famous?
mirror: Dream on.
me: =\